god youre so hot


and you’re perfect to me



chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN


mariannesfaithfull:

[pink floyd songs starts]

graduates high school, graduates college, gets a job, gets married, has children

[pink floyd song ends]


marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au


jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me


 Liam from One Direction goes surfing at Whale Beach in Sydney


electrichaz